Esquizofrenia

O texto é meu, embora esteja em inglês (as melhores ideias saem.me em inglês, é daqueles instintos naturais, como fumar depois do sexo). Basicamente resume a experiência de vida dum esquizofrénico. Uma boa leitura, com um pouco daquele sadismo, ou talvez um pouco burtonesco. Aqui está:

~Schizophreny~

Its a weird thing, you know,to get double personality
Having in your mind the system of duality
Yesterday I've heard that i just got fired
for a job i never knew i was hired


Today a girl came by me and said
"why didn't you call me?"
I said "I dont know you, bitch"
And then she slapped me


Later, when i was watching TV
I changed to the news
And there was a freak with a double life
That didnt even have a chance to choose


Then I realized that
I was a schizophrenic
I thought "Its not so bad,
its better than being anemic"

The End. I think.